Ryan M Hall

I had to share this with anybody who didn’t get a chance to see it. This will save you the time, and it is amazing!

Here are some of the reviews

“An instant classic” (person who doesn’t exist)

“Catchy with a good message” (an old person)

“……….” (My dog)

Sincerely,
The Vice President of Awesome
Ryan M Hall
ps. I don’t have a dog.

I was forwarded this today, I had to share it. Have a wonderful Day!

The following is an actual question given on a  University  of Arizona
chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.

The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have
the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely
assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no
souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at
the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we
can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they
are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s
Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay
the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are
added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two
must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is
therefore, extinct….. …leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the
existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept
shouting ‘Oh my God.’
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

A little joke for you all:

You know when you’re peeing and then a bug flies by you and you try to swat it, and you don’t stop peeing and the pee gets everywhere, then you realize what happened and you think, “oh wait, it’s cool, this is my mother in law’s house.”

Sincerely,

The Vice President of Awesome
Ryan Hall

Another short post here, but I keep watching this show and it never fails to have me rolling on the floor laughing.  I aspire to one day make something this ridiculously funny.  Enjoy, more movie news coming soon.

Sincerely,
The Vice President of Awesome

Ryan M. Hall

I don’t know where this video came from, but if you think you had a stressful day at the office, take a look at some of these people.  I know I’ve been there, I’m sure you’ve been there.

Now, was your day so bad?

The Vice President of Awesome
Ryan M. Hall

For those of you that know me well you know that I love outsourcing for poductivity and lifestyle design.  I was just surfing Tim Ferriss’ Blog today, and I found this fantastic video.

Enjoy,

The Vice President of Awesome

Ryan Hall