Ryan M Hall

I had to share this with anybody who didn’t get a chance to see it. This will save you the time, and it is amazing!

Here are some of the reviews

“An instant classic” (person who doesn’t exist)

“Catchy with a good message” (an old person)

“……….” (My dog)

Sincerely,
The Vice President of Awesome
Ryan M Hall
ps. I don’t have a dog.

Here is one of the most accurate graph’s in the world. In case you were wondering, it’s true and has been checked for accuracy.

So, in case you were wondering, here is the milkshake graph which shows the percentage of boys brought to the yard by milkshakes.

You have been informed.

The Vice President of Awesome.
Ryan M Hall

I was forwarded this today, I had to share it. Have a wonderful Day!

The following is an actual question given on a  University  of Arizona
chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.

The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have
the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely
assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no
souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at
the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we
can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they
are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s
Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay
the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are
added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two
must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is
therefore, extinct….. …leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the
existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept
shouting ‘Oh my God.’
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

Hey Everybody!

Wow, it’s been a long time since I’ve been to the site here.  Sadly, I’ve let it slip lately.  I’ve been extremely busy filming some short films, commercials, and a promo spot for a science fiction movie.  I’m glad to be back.

Today, I’ve got some footage to share with you.  I just finished shooting and editing this brooks running commercial.  It was originally shot for a contest, but sadly I had no luck with the contest.  To be honest, I missed the deadline because I read the wrong date.  But, I’m super happy with the footage we got.  I hope you all like it.

The commercial is for their new BioMoGo shoe sole which is a revolutionary new design that will biodegrade in a landfill environment in 20 years rather than the 1000 years that normal shoes take to break down.  Brooks is saving thousands of tons of landfill waste as well as water and trees in packaging.  The shoe is amazing, and the environmental impact is phenominal.  Enjoy!

Sincerely,

The Vice President of Awesome.

Ryan M Hall

Photo by slopjop

Hey Everyone,

I just posted a long list of my New Years Goals to the Secret To Your Life Blog.  If you’re interested, check it out here.

For anyone reading my blog, you might know that I do independent film in my spare time.  I had a script that I was going to try to get financed this summer, but I just saw a preview for a movie that is similar.  The movie looks great, so I’m excited to see it, but I’m sad that I didn’t get to make it.  That was my disappointment for the year.    On to good things though, I have a solid story, and lots of funny, so now I just need to revamp a little and I might be able to get this thing produced.  I’m excited to see where the story takes me.  Who knows, it might be better than before.  Hopefully.

What are the best and worst things that happened to you last year?  What are you hoping for this year?  What is your New Years Resolution.  Put it down in that sexy comment box and I’ll strip for you.  Of course, by that I mean I’ll respond to your comment.

Sincerely,
The Vice President of Awesome,

Ryan M. Hall

I’m a blogger now.

Saying that is like being in the early 90’s and calling from a car phone saying, “Guess where I’m calling from.”   Everybody’s done it.  Oh well, I’m saying it anyway.   This blog will probably be random things I find amusing, but I’ll link to my other blogs as I go.

Very soon I should have a weight loss blog available which will focus on how I lost over 90 lbs. of fat and gained lean muscle mass almost effortlessly.  I’ll give some tips and tricks about how anybody can do it and hopefully offer some motivation along the way.  For now, I’m just throwing thoughts at a page and hoping some one reads it.

Talk toward you soon,

Ryan